I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
when my song come on in the club
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
all i want to do lately is give head and kiss cute people
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?