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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via teen-derp)




bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via book-galaxy)


unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(via freddyamazin)


allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via freddyamazin)


sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty, via sorry)


bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(via wigwams)


the-golden-eminem:

Same

(Source: ayeitsbrooklynn, via freddyamazin)


ruinedchildhood:

when my song come on in the club

(via freddyamazin)


rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via freddyamazin)


hachikuji:

all i want to do lately is give head and kiss cute people

(via un-ashamedly-superficial)


jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via obiwanskenobi)


proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via pride)