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I have way too much free time at work 😂😁😎😈 #thatlegworktho



with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via juilanna)



Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

(via slutty-cumfessions)



i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: omegolamaniac, via tea-and-tumblr)

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?


Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(Source: , via pride)

(via bluue-eyes-and-freckles)


i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

(via inc0ns0labl3)


ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: pahaari, via inc0ns0labl3)


"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

(via borinq)


constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

(via borinq)




what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

this truth cuts deep

(via tyleroakley)


I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113, via sorry)