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mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via juilanna)


faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

(via slutty-cumfessions)


skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: omegolamaniac, via tea-and-tumblr)


14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?


boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(Source: , via pride)


(via bluue-eyes-and-freckles)



5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

(via inc0ns0labl3)


slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: pahaari, via inc0ns0labl3)


missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

(via borinq)


serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

(via borinq)


shitshilarious:

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

this truth cuts deep

(via tyleroakley)


cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113, via sorry)